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Cjlr · Sep 29, 2005, 12:27 AM // 00:27

I just love the relationship threads on gaming forums.

It's all the more depressing to me because I'm despite being young, horny, athletic and smart, I consider myself desperately unattractive (which basically ensures everyone else sees it that way too) and need the advice.

But then again, I've also got the anonymity of the internet to hide behind.

Autumn_Leaf · Sep 29, 2005, 12:39 AM // 00:39

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Originally Posted by Cjlr

I just love the relationship threads on gaming forums.

It's all the more depressing to me because I'm despite being young, horny, athletic and smart, I consider myself desperately unattractive (which basically ensures everyone else sees it that way too) and need the advice.

But then again, I've also to the anonymity of the internet to hide behind.

just have confidence. talking to girls isn't that hard, it just seems hards probably b/c you haven't done it much. don't try to force yourself into a conversation b/c you will be hard pressed to find interesting topics, start with just adding in certain opinions, jokes, remarks to catch their attension.

Shiny Catalyst · Sep 29, 2005, 12:44 AM // 00:44

Lol i think its funny how every1 gets advice about women......its all impulse.
If u need a dating service or computer advice or ppl u really dont even no's advice maybe god just wants u all to wait ....
Im not even joking im only 13 and im probly better than all of (maybe) w/ women becaus i have this neat new thing called having a life besides computer and school.

EDIT: i encourage insults and comebacks and the like and i dont expect anything to change because of the post but this is my opinion agree or dont .....i dont care

Iceman2 · Sep 29, 2005, 12:46 AM // 00:46

life outside of computers?

why would you want to do that?

zehly · Sep 29, 2005, 12:51 AM // 00:51

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Originally Posted by Shiny Catalyst

Lol i think its funny how every1 gets advice about women......its all impulse.
If u need a dating service or computer advice or ppl u really dont even no's advice maybe god just wants u all to wait ....
Im not even joking im only 13 and im probly better than all of (maybe) w/ women becaus i have this neat new thing called having a life besides computer and school.

EDIT: i encourage insults and comebacks and the like and i dont expect anything to change because of the post but this is my opinion agree or dont .....i dont care

I can tell you this, you pompous little bastard, you wouldn't stand a CHANCE with me, and with your c0cky little attitude, you're not going to stand a chance with any half-decent woman. You're only 13 and psychologically have not yet evolved to the point where you have any clue what you're talking about (Maslow).

Go back to skateboarding.

OH! And by the way, you need to go back to school and learn a little about the proper use of English syntax and semantics. As far as I'm concerned (and I know I can't speak for everyone here), everyone here will take your post with a grain of salt, because you typed it like an idiot.

Link Ironhammer is 13, and he has you beat by a longshot. I can guarantee you that he is way more developed than you are, simply by the way he treats me and others.

PieXags · Sep 29, 2005, 12:56 AM // 00:56

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Originally Posted by Shiny Catalyst

Lol i think its funny how every1 gets advice about women......its all impulse.
If u need a dating service or computer advice or ppl u really dont even no's advice maybe god just wants u all to wait ....
Im not even joking im only 13 and im probly better than all of (maybe) w/ women becaus i have this neat new thing called having a life besides computer and school.

EDIT: i encourage insults and comebacks and the like and i dont expect anything to change because of the post but this is my opinion agree or dont .....i dont care

Wow, I bet you wish you had some clue as to what you're talking about. You can't even consider your little 13 year old girlfriends women yet. Let us know how that whole "awesome with the ladies" thing goes when you've had 8 different puppy love breakups over the next six weeks.

If you think you're so knowledgeable maybe you should print off that post of yours and show it to all your classmates, since they all think you're so 1337 and what not.

Sanji · Sep 29, 2005, 12:59 AM // 00:59

Just because your mom kisses you goodbye before you leave to catch the school bus does not mean you are good with women.

Avari Zi · Sep 29, 2005, 01:00 AM // 01:00

for someone who's a real ladies man, you certainly know how to piss off the ones on these forums

sino-soviet · Sep 29, 2005, 01:01 AM // 01:01

Just ignore the guy. I was halfway into typing a response, but I decided that he really isn't worth it.

Shinomori · Sep 29, 2005, 01:15 AM // 01:15

People like him are the reason I'm on the run from the government.

*checks to see if anyone actually believes me*

No? Good. Because I was joking.

But anyways, my personal way of "getting people of the female persuasion" is to not try. Perhaps because I'm a lazy (insert censored word here), but I find it works better if they come up to me. And then I can decide if I want to or not. Generally not, because I have this whole theory of "feminocentrism" as soon as you start dating....yeah, think about the title. It's not hard. Compare it to heliocentrism, geocentrism, the like. Then you'll get it.

And by the way, as for you Shiny, I hope you never get a girl. Because if you have kids, the world will end. Seriously.

zehly · Sep 29, 2005, 02:16 AM // 02:16

That person doesn't deserve the word "shine" in their name

EmperorTippy · Sep 29, 2005, 02:34 AM // 02:34

^^
so true.

Now as for the women advice. First IMHEX being good friends first doesn't work. While you should be somewhat friends with the person on a scale of 1-10 you should be about a 7 (scale is in terms of friendship with 1 being she hates you and 10 being best friends). To go out just ask her (perferebly in private and away from her friends or yours as both have a tendiancy to be asses at times like these). Oh and don't cheat on the girl (you think it would be common sence but you would be surprised).

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Shadowdaemon · Sep 29, 2005, 02:35 AM // 02:35

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Originally Posted by Sanji

Just because your mom kisses you goodbye before you leave to catch the school bus does not mean you are good with women.

hahahahaha owned

Edge Martinez · Sep 29, 2005, 06:29 AM // 06:29

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Originally Posted by sino-soviet

Well I just moved to the USA recently from Israel. Due to many conflicts in my native country, I had never, I repeat never, had a girlfriend or even had so much as a crush on anyone. Well, in one of my classes, I sit next to this Indian girl. I pretty much just fell for her instantly. She's pretty, charming and more than I could ever ask for. But it seems like a total lack of confidence around females just stops me from making a move. I am totally horrified at the thought of even carrying a conversation, partly from lack of experience. Can anyone give me any pointers? I would tend to not ask this on a forum, but many people here have girlfriends, social lives, and many are even married.

What a coincidence. I'm an Indian and I go out with a Jewish girl. Depending on how traditional your families are, both sides will make life hell for both of you and there isn't much of a future...

... but first you have to get there, so...

If you haven't broken the ice yet, just wait for your teacher to do something stupid (they always do). Make sure you have a funny crack about it by the time the bell rings. Casually tell it to her when you're all getting up. Just don't make it too disparaging against the teacher, because she might be a closet nerd who thinks he's the next best thing since Einstein. You can use the same crack the next day before class, like "I wonder if he'll do the..." yadda yadda yadda, you get the point. As you get to know her, talk about your life over there in Israel. I know I found it fascinating. You'll know if there is room for something more. If not, just ask her... but don't choke while doing it.

Just... you know, you just got here from Israel and admittedly never had a relationship. The first time I saw the 1999 Ford Mustang I fell in love with it and ended up buying a 2003 model. Two years later and they added 80 hp. I'm pissed. I hope you get the meaning there. I've got to listen to my younger cousin drone on about his relationship problems in high school. In hindsight it seems so simple 12 years later.

unienaule · Sep 29, 2005, 08:19 AM // 08:19

Hm. I have an unrelated relationship question. It seems that there are at times girls who may be interested in me but I never notice until its too late. If anyone has played the Sims, I hit a 100 Smiley Face (no heart) and let me tell you, that doesn't usually turn out well. What am I doing wrong? Like one girl liked me, but she liked to joke, and I always thought she was just joking or being silly. Um... that's the end of that story. Anyway, also, whenever I'm nice to a girl and she starts talking to me, I don't know where to take it so I get nervous and leave. That's about enough for this incoherent post.

The undead Mesmer · Sep 29, 2005, 08:21 AM // 08:21

aha shit happens ^^

Shiny Catalyst · Sep 29, 2005, 10:46 AM // 10:46

Those were all good comebacks and insults like I said before i dont expect anything to change that was just my opinion.whoever said i need to check spelling i no how to spell im just lazy.skateboarding suks, and my mom is the biggest bitch ever.

P.S. hope talking on the internet helps all of you get dates.

Shiny Catalyst · Sep 29, 2005, 11:07 AM // 11:07

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Originally Posted by unienaule

Hm. I have an unrelated relationship question. It seems that there are at times girls who may be interested in me but I never notice until its too late. If anyone has played the Sims, I hit a 100 Smiley Face (no heart) and let me tell you, that doesn't usually turn out well. What am I doing wrong? Like one girl liked me, but she liked to joke, and I always thought she was just joking or being silly. Um... that's the end of that story. Anyway, also, whenever I'm nice to a girl and she starts talking to me, I don't know where to take it so I get nervous and leave. That's about enough for this incoherent post.

OK ill start helping you all out it sounds like you need it, just forget my other post

K I have been in hte same situation (I think) and really all u can do is chance it(ask her or her friend, or even better get one of your friends to ask one of her friends)or maybe you could just ask her out if you like her.Im sry I have no better advice but it comes down to how much you like her (or how persistant you are).

Thanas · Sep 29, 2005, 11:40 AM // 11:40

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Originally Posted by unienaule

Hm. I have an unrelated relationship question. It seems that there are at times girls who may be interested in me but I never notice until its too late. If anyone has played the Sims, I hit a 100 Smiley Face (no heart) and let me tell you, that doesn't usually turn out well. What am I doing wrong? Like one girl liked me, but she liked to joke, and I always thought she was just joking or being silly. Um... that's the end of that story. Anyway, also, whenever I'm nice to a girl and she starts talking to me, I don't know where to take it so I get nervous and leave. That's about enough for this incoherent post.

Sort of me all over. I find it difficult to judge other people, it's near impossible to tell if somone likes you. I've been told by female friends that they don't know why I don't have a girlfriend. The only time I ever followed my instincts it led me to trouble. The girl in question took advantage of the fact that I really liked her and messed my head up completely. She took advantage of the situation. All she was interested in was sleeping with me. I ended up having to live with this person for an entire year after I found out what she was like. As a result I got very very depressed and screwed up my second year at uni. I can see now that I was stupid to place my trust in said person and to a degree regret getting involved with her. The experience has helped to make me a better person however and for that I am appreciative. I am now very wary of others and their intentions.

Naprius · Sep 29, 2005, 12:23 PM // 12:23

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Originally Posted by Storm Crow

wow

guys know absolutely NOTHING I repeat, NOTHING about women

-getting to know her FIRST is a good idea, see if youre into the same stuff
-if she agrees to hang out with you, go to one of HER favorite places, not yours (this is only so because women like to make the decisions

)
-talk about stuff you both know, such as school, other friends, etc.etc.
-depending on the type of girl she is, she will either like romantics, playfuls, or bad boys (make sure you evaluate her and try to catch on to her type)
-after a while, when you are no longer having trouble talking to her, ask her for a date, you never know with wonems additudes, so if she says no, dont get all downhearted

and if she says yes, then youve got a good thing goin for you Sino

so how come, ive been hanging out with a girl for over 8 years now, i can't get her into bed?